爆笑广东话英文

hellokitty

Do you big me? 你大我呀?
many people die no see you die！甘多人死吾见你去死！
Piano piano green 琴琴青
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出黎行？
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過黎！
Blow water 吹水  
Blow chicken 吹雞
Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動  
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop " 點解你臉青青既？我見到豬排呀
People mountain people sea 人山人海 。
Are you road? 你係唔係路呀?  
You come back home and eat banana 你返屋企食蕉啦。
How senior are you? 你算老幾?  
What the water are you? 你係乜水?
Zebra chops people 班馬劈友。
Do the world 做世界。
Big tea rice 大茶飯 :lol 。
What the ghost are you talk? 你講乜鬼?  
Cut girl   界女  
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
I give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你！
Collect father 收爹
Do you think me didn't arrive? 你當我無到?
American chinese not enough. 美中不足。
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放。
You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
Eight woman 八婆
King eight egg. 王八蛋
Black son 黑仔
I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
I fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙！
Good mother. 好娘
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   你未夠班同我講數！
Old dot. 老點
One old water   一舊水
What the spring do you do? 你做乜春?
A dog of eating  shit 食屎狗
A ghost of ass. 屎忽鬼
Measure water/Pound water 磅水
A dragon service. 一條龍服務
Hold hold water. 楂楂水
Pump water. 抽水
Two beat six. 二打六
Two five boy. 二五仔

范冬俳

many people die no see you die！甘多人死吾见你去死！ ;P ;P

wingpigguy

超爆笑，边个作出哩噶？有才

stamley

好.
do the world

蓝威宝

一个字好,两个字很好,三个字非常好

mysa

how old are you?你怎么老是这样?

静静Rita

哈哈~~~~~~好好笑

冰山上的来客

作为笑话看看未尝不可，如果用于日常英语会话就死定了！嘿嘿~~~~

小屁

好好笑！！！！

吖豪

嘎嘎 顶顶!!!!