每日一笑

水晶狐狸

the chemical formula for water

Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?

Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!


水的分子式

老师：水的分子式是什么？

花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！

老师：你在说什么？

花瓶：昨天你不是说H to O吗？

水晶狐狸

我不能

I Can’t

Mr. And mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back, “ I’ve run out of film!”


我不能

肖先生和肖太太在非洲旅行。当他俩走过丛林时，突然一头猛狮跳出草丛， 攫住肖太太走。“开枪”她对丈夫大喊道。“开枪！(拍照)”“我不能！”丈夫回答说：“我胶卷用完了！”

水晶狐狸

the lowest grade


"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."



最低分


学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！”

水晶狐狸

我有一个完美的儿子

A:
I have the perfect son.
B:
Does he smoke?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
Does he drink whiskey?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
Does he ever come home late?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A:
He will be six months old next Wednesday




A:我有一个完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗？
A:不，不抽。
B:他喝威士忌吗？
A:不，他不喝。
B:那他回家晚吗？
A:不，不会。
B:我想你确实有一个完美的儿子。他多大了？
A:下周三他就六个月大了。

想想

认识的单词不多。。。。。。

水晶狐狸

Otherwise

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should
　　 I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.


否  则

汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
　　　
杰克：当然应该了。
　　　
汤姆：为什么？
　　　
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。

水晶狐狸

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

水晶狐狸

Who Should be Given the Present?　 　 　
  

A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked
which one of them should be given the present,

“Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?”he inquired.

There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!”

礼物该给谁？


　　一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁。
         “谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。
　     大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩儿吧。”

水晶狐狸

I'm a Letter-carrier


　　　A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter
　 with him. " All you requir is more outdoor life; walk two or three
　 miles regularly everyday; by the way, what's your business? "
　　　" I'm a letter-carrier." the patient answered.

是邮递员



　　 医生告诉他的病人说他没有什么毛病。“你现在需要的就是更多的
　户外生活；天天坚持走二三里路；顺便问一下，你是干什么工作的？”
　　“我是邮递员。”病人回答。